These are a few reasons (and there may eventually be 12) of why on more than a rare occasion vapers can actually be complete tossers. this write up is slightly tounge in cheek with a hint of truth mixed in with some of my own personal bugbears. its not designed to offend. but knowing vapers will be reading it it sure as hell will offend the tossers of the vape world and for that........good ....fuck you. lol

 

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the constant need to trash the purchases of others. This one happens all the time and you’ll be hard pressed to go 5 mins without seeing some poor bastards latest vape purchase being torn to shreds by some other tosser who likes to think they know better and has a higher understanding of the vape world of mods and attys. It matters not to Mr Tosser that Mr Poor was once proud of his brand new mod and joined in with his first hand check Mr Poor is now being rigorously torn to shit by Mr Tosser for his choice in vape gear that isn’t quite as good as x y or z.

 

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the need to tell other vapers how they should behave in public while vaping. Mr poor (sod it ill use the same guy for continuity) does a public hand check but shock horror he has taken a picture of his mod in his hand while of all places sitting on the back-seat of a bus.............here comes mr tosser to tell mr poor exactly how he feels mr poor should behave and where he should choose to vape Mr Poor was going to do the hand check at the bus stop but it was pissing down and now wishes he hadn’t taken the pic at all....well done mr tosser for telling another person whose life doesn’t affect you what they should or should not do in their own personal life........i wonder what mr tosser will do next lets see ….

 

3

telling someone that their actions reflect in the vaping community as a whole. Mr Poor is in shit. Not only did mr tosser not approve of his bus hand check. But the slightest hint of a sneaky stealth vape on a 2 hour journey out of sight and mind of the few passengers on the bus has infuriated Mr Tosser to the point that he believes this one act alone will bring the walls of the vaping industry crumbling down around his fragile head and is keen (on as many vape forums as he is on) to draw other vapers attention towards this fact....thank god we live in a world where Mr Tosser can exhibit his righteous indigence at those he feels less moral than himself. After all post 2016 im sure moral Mr Tosser will be buying only the regulated vape gear as sanctioned by our good government to continue his crusade against immoral vaping

 

4

the righteous crusade against clones. Mr Poor has bought himself an exact copy of a mod for a fraction of the price. Bad move Mr Poor here comes Mr Tosser to tell him not only does his purchase suck donkey balls but hes also dragged the vaping community once more into disrepute for buying something that not only harms a multi billion pound industry but takes the money out of the hands of the original mod maker who is poverty stricken and more deserving of the 100 + for his atomiser than both Mr Poor is of his cheaper version or Mr Chin and his family of 20 who don’t deserve the 20 dollars per month pay check to (barely) survive in a communist state. Bad Mr Poor you wouldn’t have bought knock off cigarettes when you smoked ;) and im sure if you did there would be smokers lining up to chastise you for taking the money out of the hands of hard working cigarette manufacturers as well ;)

 

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The constant need to pass off any negative story about vaping as bullshit an ignorant lie or shock horror a government conspiracy to bring vaping into disrepute. We all know by now that the moral crusader Mr Tosser cant stand the vape industry (which for some reason he seems to have a vested interest in) being bought into disrepute. So obviously any negativity must automatically been seen as lies and massaged statistics that only exist to sully the good name of Mr Tossers precious industry. It matters not that a child has died from imbibing a large quantity of nicotine. It was the parents fault or the manufacturer for not placing the correct warning labels or safety cap. It could have been a dodgy batch of nicotine or perhaps its the media’s fault for printing the story in the first place as Mr Tosser knows the story only exists to bring his method of addiction into question. It matters not to Mr Tosser that a child is now dead and the parents are grieving. Its got to be the fault of anyone other than the vaping industry and Mr Tosser will strive colossus like over fields of corpses to find enough evidence to convince himself of that fact. Mr Tosser is however unaware of the meaning of conformational bias but if it exist to prove him wrong it is also a misdirection tactic by the government that he shall look past on his quest for his own truth.

 

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Blowing smoke up the arses of manufacturers at the expense of trashing other manufacturers. Mr Tosser has just purchased himself 10ml of ultra premium bumflapple. A juice so premium that it comes delivered on a pedestal in a box in a wanky shaped bottle the box itself is lined in satin and has the insignia better than thou inscribed into the lid. And Mr Tosser thinks its amazing its vastly superior to the standard bumflapple that doesnt also come with a tshirt and signed postcards of the mixing team. Mr Tosser has subscribed to their group and page and he has no problems tagging the page owners every 5 fucking seconds to tell them just how good it is or that hes just tried it or ohhhh noooo hes just about to run out and cant wait to purchase more. And that Chinese stuff that you can get a metric ton of for less than half the price......noooo Mr Tosser thinks that’s inferior toss. It does not come in a skull bottle or presentation box. And that the quality control (from a multi billion 10 floor Chinese factory with its 10 two million pound each sterile clean rooms) is massively inferior to the small team in one room crafted bumflapple that uses exactly the same ingredients but is somehow mixed differently to make it worth 10 times more.

 

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The belief that somehow you are more than simply a vaper getting a nic fix by purchasing competition mods. Mr Tosser has just purchased himself the latest full copper competition mod with matching competition drip atomizer. He has coiled his super duper triple twisted royal Eric Clapton g prat competition wire to 0.001 ohms and wicked it with his super absorbent hyper Japanese tentacle cellulose rayon competition wool. He has competition cloud special bumflapple mixed with 120% high cloud VG liquid and 0.000012% nic. And is fully ready to stroll out onto the international competitive stage of cloud chasing to take his place on the podium along with histories other great Olympians....................Mr Tosser believes that having the word competition slapped across everything he vapes somehow elevates him to the level of athlete..................when in reality he is a fat bald middle aged underacheiving nicotine addict with serious delusions of grandeur

 

8

Insisting that an ultrasonic cleaner somehow speeds up the steeping process of eliquid. Mr Tosser has just purchased a brand spanking new ultrasonic cleaner. The odds of him ever cleaning anything in it are slim. But he has been vibrating his eliquids for exactly 2 hours and with zero scientific understanding and in spite of there being zero claims on the manufacturing leaflet about steeping and zero verifiable evidence (anywhere on the planet) he has somehow convinced himself that he now has a custard juice in 2 hours as good as one that was kept in a dark cupboard for upto 3 months. It never occurred to Mr Tosser that the reason juice vendors don’t take this short cut is because its complete fucking bullshit. He is now convinced he can do in 2 hours what would take someone who has worked in the industry for years 3 months to get a result from. He wont listen to reason as he has purchased a competition vibrator and is now defending his inanimate object with all the devotion a father might defend a child. Maybe one day Mr Tosser may well use his purchase to do the job it was designed solely for. Until that time we will leave him with his delusions that he has somehow doscovered a loophole in a law of physics that the rest of the scientific community have so far overlooked. Maybe Mr Tosser can apply for a nobel prize

 

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Whining about having to return to the stinkeys coz your so up yourself you wont vape cheap liquid (but somehow smoking is ok) It is with sad regret that Mr Tosser has to post that he has to go back on the (as he calls them) the stinkeys. His ultra premium 50 quid per ml Bumflapple delivered on a golden pedestal by 21 year old supermodels with huge norks didn’t arrive in time and now he is left with nothing to vape. Or at least in his mind he has nothing to vape. As in-spite of his constantly reminding people that vaping is all about staying off the stinkeys (in the same way that a greasy combed down fringe chav might mention thinking about the children on the Jeremy Kyle show for a cheap round of applause) he flat out refuses to get off his fat arse and take the 5 min stroll to his local supermarket/garage/vape shop …...hell even the pound shop to get himself 10ml of e-liquid that is available EVERYFUCKINGWHERE just to keep him ticking over until his overpriced toss that makes him feel superior to others in hand checks arrives through his door. So this is not a desperate attention seeking post designed to draw attention to himself (coz he lacks the personality to draw people to him in any other way). Nope Mr Tosser is genuinely going to go back to the 10 pounds per pack cigarettes. ….............But whats this someone on the thread has just piped up and says they they will send some super premium shit that they have to Mr Tosser to keep him from buying a pack of cigarettes despite the fact that e-liquid is EVERYFUCKINGWHERE? Oh well bonus for Mr Tosser then he didn’t expect that might be one of the outcomes of his attention seeking whinathon either............honest