So I now have my super duper tripple twisted quadruple platted ulta megawire from "im better than you vapes" wicked with super absorbant micro rayon celulose hyper turbo black belt edition wick. its been coiled to under 1 ohm in order to be cool and accepted by those that say that anything more than sub was soooo last season. Iv doused the super happy joy wick in a a few drops of ultra premium (it says the word premium in big red letters on the label) bumflapple a juice by all accounts that is lovingly crafted by naked vestal virgins with huge norks in an exotic location and squeezed out the bumholes of a rare endangered species who happily lay down their life (and bumhole) so I can enjoy limited exclusivity of vape at only fifty pounds per ml (cheap at the price) from my gold plated hand crafted "look at me" version 2.123234234 drip atomizer that takes an entire year to forge in an icelandic volcano crater. there were only 5 ever produced and only 2 remain (the other 3 being annoyingly returned to the crater by some annoying fucking hobbit) every one is currently raving (especially the manufacturers) over its vast superiority to the look at me version 2.123234233 that was previously released over 3 mins ago. The look at me version 2.123234234 sits majesticly atop the new just released 5 mins from now and you needed to sign your soul away to get on the list 99650 mech mod (that is also in a state of quantum flux and is occasionally when you observe it also a regulated) the look what i got i am cool please accept me version 1:1 the mod itself has new patented a self adjusting lardy dah 510 connector that flat out refuses to accept any atomizer that hasnt been talked about in the vaping community for the last 2 seconds. The mod itself has been lovingly crafted on a cnc lathe that was once owned by the inventor of the lathe who used his lathe to design and build the first ever lathe?????? made out of an alloy known only to exist at the centre of a white dwarf star that fell to earth millions of years ago and was tested and found to be the very same meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs the mod is also hand engraved with the latin motief of biggus dickus betterus which translates as "If i get cloned my owner is going to have a tantrum"

 

The magnetic switch of the mod houses 26 rare venus magnets and one rare pluto magnet and is engraved with a dollar sign and the aincient cuneuform symbol for one born every minute below in raised gold.

 

In the time it took me to write this i Have yet to vape from this piece of shit set up............Piece of shit i hear you cry? Yep unfortunately this being the vaping world this mod atty wick juice and coil during this write up have just been surpassed by the brand spanking new BADGE OF STATUS mod and IM A MORE WORTHY HUMAN BEING atomizer. youl find the previous piece of trash for sale in the classifieds soon at 0.123211123432123 pence under the purchase cost of what i payed (and even sooner if the bastard thing gets cloned)